1.The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is
stolen, they get another one ASAP.2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though
3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt, peper, shoes and even boxers...and dey behave as if their father owns the world.
4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor you.
5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).
6. The problem solver: this one's room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go since.
7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.
8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday...i heard its called "COOLER MINISTRY"
9. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this your Shoe o" b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.
10. The gamers: these once plays games...pes, fifa, Nfs, killswitch and others all day.
11. The Boxers Crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers.
12. The debaters: they can argue on any topic from football to sex to d existence of God and even silly topics as 'which garri beta pass,ijebu or ibo garri'. If u hv these as rummates,get ready to loose ur sleep to the incessant arguements
13. THE SQUATTERS: They jump from one hostel to another all year long esp when they are btw 100l-300l. They are very good @ inventing stories just for you to accommodate them. The most annoying thing about these folks is that majority of them form as if they don't have a penny yet they chase girls and spend on them, they are always fond of ordering N50 rice and N200 meat. Don't even get me started with their fashion sense.
14. The boyfriend analysers - theit job is to rate, criticize and analyse other people's boyfriends.
15. The prayer warriors.. They turn the room into a revival ground all by them self..
16. The extreme Loners .. They don't gist, don't greet, don't answer greetings..
17. The sellers.. They turn the room into a mini mart, well, being business oriented is a positive thing though and as per say you be there room mate, small small advantage like buying on credit go dey.
18. The smokers.. They smoke and every other people in the hostel turns to smokers directly or indirectly
The Friday night~this ones can never skip a party on friday even if they have exams 8am saturday morning
19. The DJ's.. This ones can play music with there home theatre that you hardly get to hear yourself when you talk.
20. The couples life.. They become boyfriend and girlfriend in a day the next minute you see them leaving together has couples yet they might breakup so soon.
21. THE TASK COLLECTORS: These ones beg anytime he sees you. something like "abeg make I hold 1H from u, tomorrow "baba bucks me 100 make ur guy try recharge. I know of a dude that does this often, at a point I gave up on him.
22. THE SQUATTERS: These ones have sworn that they will never pay hostel fees. They are ready to squat all tru their stay in school. when it's evening, they will be encouraging u to go to night class so that they can occupy ur bed like matter. "Shebi....Michael has gone to night class? Na me dey flex him bed tonight, so make nobody near there"
23. THE BATHROOM - INSPIRED MUSICIANS: These ones when ever they are in the bathroom, they find it difficult to come out, they will just be singing as if they are in a music studio or doing some kind of concert. "Bros.... I don hear u, u sabi sing like dis pass Wizkid na him u dey here....abeg come commot I get lectures"
24. Loverboy:this type normally as one gf.they are mostly squatters,they can call there gf like everytime,they intimidate those without gf wit there calls like kissing their gf through d phone or debating among themselves who to end the call.like who cares
25. F*ckers: They bring girls to f*ck every now and then.
They mostly choose the lower bunk.they wont allow u to sleep as they disturb u with moaning and vibration of the bed.
26. Chelsea supporter:OMG. U dnt want to get me started on these set.anyday chelsea has a match, u dnt want to be wit them
27. The Shouters: these set just shout without reason.it is as if they've run mad temporarily.
Haaaaàaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaa
That's an example of there shout without making sense.
28. The witty: These ones are funny u look forward 2 them speaking..anything they say is just a comic relief..even in tensed situations..their disadvantage is that even if they do something that pains u and u feel like killing them..immediately u see them u begin to laugh and that's how u will 4give them..
P S:they are usually short
29. The Fighters:anytime u hear gbas!gbos! they must be there..u wonder if dia future has anyfin to do with skul
30. The Aged: No..he hasn't gone to poly or nce,no..he hasn't given birth..na jamb do am bad bad...these one's are called broda lagbaja or tamedu..any small thing btwn u 2 ur friends begin to warn u"guy u and broda no be mate o...he tells u himself if u offend him and u hear stories like"my younga broda has given birth to 2kids..my yunga sista is a final year student..know how u talk to me o"
Their opposite:he is the youngest in d room..wrote jamb once and got admitted..they tend to annoy u everyday and when u want to get angry at him..he begs and tells u"hey..na like dis u dey beat ur younger broda @home..u know sae I be small pikin now...abeg abeg"ur roomates laughs and den u'l eventually leave him
31. The pretenders:u will neva see him read,he talks parties,football,and argues all the time...u'l neva see him read his books but when the results are out..u begin to wonder if it's not God that gave him is kind of brain and give u urs...
32. The stingy guys: hardly will u see these ones have left over They cook 1 cup of rice,3 slice of yam,1 indomie..when u come back from lecture and u see them them eating,,don't be happy bro..the food is only for him..why I like dem is that they don't ask when u are eating urs too..
The ones that spends their pocket money on gals and settle for garri in dia hostels...
33. the SUG political touts. these set of students can stop all they are doing and help a friend campaign for a political office in school, even if they have a test the following day
34. the party freaks... these include boys and girls, their ears cant hear of party without attending even if they are not invited
35. the church goers. these set attend church programmes as if they are missionaries church on sunday, monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday.
36. THE SHOT-PUT generals . found mostly in girls hostel. they shitt inside nylon and fling it over their windows or over the fence.
37. THE INVISIBLE ONES:you hardly see them in the room sometimes you wonder why they pay accomodation fee,cos na another person dey enjoy the space.
38. The common roomers: these ones re always in common room watching Home videos, wrestling, rematch of football matches like their G.P depends on .It.they wateh anything watchable even up to F1 (formula 1) till 12am ..seriously it's only the wrath of hostel potters dat can half dier mission which of course I don't know...
39. The Obtainers'. Those bleeping mofos who were recognised strongmen(cultists) would prowl from room to room seeking freshers to obtain money and food from. And na by fire by force you must find something to give them else your own don finish for the hostel.
Them obtain me for my fresher years twice. I no go lie. I learned to dodge them right after that cos i timed when they usually come.
If any of you never experienced this in your school, then you must either have attended a buttie/private school or you're part of the indomie generation.
40. the comedians: If your lodge doesn't have one comedian,you are missing out...come and borrow from mine
these guys know how to crack my ribs open,they are good at insults that would make you even laugh at yourself......
when a babe visits you they must make sure they disgrace you in front of her
they keep it fun 100percent.
