bunch of plantain without tasting any -
Albert Macauley (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson
Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps moimoi
and gala before eating cannot keep a
secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut
shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes
wide open, is not afraid of anything -
Williams Shakespeare (1900)
Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been
to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to regard agege bread
and akara as a type of sandwich is a
racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable
of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri to swell b4
drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth
(1893)
He who runs around looking 4
scissors to cut indomine seasoning
sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan
(2013)
Anyone who reads this without
laughing is either looking 4 job or
needs Jesus Badly - Barack Obama
(2014).
