A pastor was invited to a church program in
kaduna state, wen he got there..
Though, he wanted 2 preach about Boko
Haram but he quickly put it indirectly [cos d
fear of boko haram is the begining of wisdom]
so he went dis way. The title of my topic
today
is "YOU WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY U
CAME".
He continued preaching And at the same time
also
taking time to suspect any poly bag he sees.
Some minutes later as d preaching was going
on what we heard was [DUAAAAAH] from
outside, in
a blink of an eye, everybody vanished
including d pastor that ran trough the
window. . . . Some minutes later after d whole
members has gathered, then the pastor was
no were to be found, they quickly call him on
phone.
Member: Hello pastor were are you?
Pastor: Am in ORE.
Member: [surprisingly] ah ahhhhh pastooor.
Please come back its not a bomb it a motor
tyre that burst outside.
Pastor: I knw thats why am in ORE if it was a
bomb i would have been at ASABA.
Member: but pastor u left through the
window, and anyone who pass through d
window is a thief..
Pastor: Wat was my topic today?
Member: U WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY U
CAME.
Pastors: So i came through the door and i left
through d window...