When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2. When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you're
overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's
initiative.
5. When you take a stand, you're being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're
being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7. When you please your boss, you're arse-kissing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-
operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering
around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very
ill.
10 When you apply for leave, you must be going for
an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's
overworked.
I DECREE THAT IN ALL YOUR ENDEAVORS IN LIFE AS
FROM TODAY, YOU SHALL BE THE BOSS & NOT THE
SERVANT IN JESUS NAME...
TYPE A BIG AMEN TO CLAIM THIS AMAZING PRAYER
FOR YOURSELF.
