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NIGHT FACTS PART 2 ( A MUST READ)

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•The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies... It comes from those you trust the most.


• People who are good liars are also good at catching other people's lies. That's for sure, its called experience.
If you are with liar and suspect someone is lying to you, just ask your lying friend if its a lie without saying much. The answer might help you.

•Never give your secret to anyone, do know why ? You couldn't even keep your secret to yourself and you expect others to keep it for you ? Hahaha Gosh

•You are weak when you lie because you aren't strong enough to face the truth. Shame on you.

•Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated.


•A new study finds delays in texting responses may indicate the other person is lying.


•Seriously speaking Life without Islaam is like Facebook without notifications. Don't judge Islaam by the overzealously of some muslim, instead check Islaam Holy books whether it was Islaam that command the killing of innocent people, suicide bombing and so on. Many researchers end up converting (reverting) to Islaam after doing this.
Islaam is simply the best, it treated everything about this life even going further and talking about things that happens in the grave and will happen on the day of resurrection. Life without Islaam is like Facebook without notifications, Mwah.

•Nobody is perfect, never expect perfection from someone, be it from your husband, wife etc. Forgive and overlook..


• Man says he is intelligent but he is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.

•Have you ever wondered which animal is deadlier when it grabs you with its teeth, actually its not a tiger, lion or an elephant, guess what is it ?






Crocodiles have the strongest bite of any animal in the world.



•Advance memory booster is an application that clean your phone from junk items which occupy your phone while browsing or chatting & slows it down, advance memory booster will make sure it recover your lost unused memory & wipe out the bad element on your phone and makes it faster anytime you activate it. You can download the application free on your "blackberry world", the application is available on your phone, when you open it search for "advance memory booster" and download it.


•You don't know your blackberry pin off head ? don't worry, there is a shortcut for it, type "mypin" and then tab space the pin will automatically appear.


•Sex can cause temporary blindness in men. Same situation when a person watches porn, there is iota of truth that people who watch porn are likely to be blind.

•You can download a video on youtube. how ?
If you want to download a Youtube video, just add "ss" to the URL between www. and Youtube. The rest will be a testimony.

•The day you will die, approximately 159,635 people will die on the same day as you. Statistically speaking.

•As at today, many men ask their wives, fiancee or girlfriend to perform MouthAction for him whenever they want to have sex, while some men don't even do the real thing (intercourse), they prefer MouthAction. But the man is less likely to do it to her especially if it is a woman who keeps hairy vaginal.
If you don't know what MouthAction means then you are a long thing.

•Scientist will never cease to amaze me, did you know that Harvard scientists recently sent the first transatlantic smell via iPhone ? You want to find out more, ask Mr Google.



•Amazingly & incredibly, a snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting
Itself.

•Somalia and North Korea are the most corrupt countries in the world, according to a 2014 study.

•Take it or leave it, your brain is constantly rewriting and editing your memories.


•A man jumped from a 10-story window to commit suicide and, on his way down, a stray bullet killed him instantly.


• Let me teach you this romantic line to your lover:


"Meeting you was fate/destiny, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."

• Don't tell your secret to your friend, he will tell it to his friend.- Turkish proverb
Very true.


•A person who has children does not die. ~Nigerian Proverb.
Absolutely correct. Even your children bear your name as their surname and they continue to pray for you.

•The shroud has no pockets.- Turkish proverb. -
Immaculate fact, an indication that all the money you hustle for, you won't take it to the grave, perhaps even the shroud might have been bought by someone else who will pay for it.

•Words are like bullets; when you release them, you can't call them back. - West Africa


•What is bad luck for one man is good luck for another. ~Ashanti african Proverb. -
Yes oo, enemies are haunting.

•If you fall in a river hang on to a snake. - Turkish proverb.
True, gonna grip it to death self.

•Everyone admires his own character. - Turkish proverb.
No doubt about this, even the devil boasted he won't prostrate cox he was better than Adam.

•Who seeks a friend without faults dies alone.
- Turkish proverb.
Na so


•The one who burns his mouth for drinking milk too hot, eats even yogurt carefully.- Turkish proverb.
Rightly said, if a snake bites one, even a rope is a snake

•No matter how dark it is, the hand always knows the way to the mouth. ~Nigerian Proverb


•No matter how hot your anger may be, it cannot cook. - South African proverb.



•When you cry for rain, you cry for mud too. - South African proverb


A man who touches the bottom of a soup plate with a ball of fufu is no longer searching for soup. - West African proverb.

He is searching for meat o.

•"A weapon is an enemy even to its owner''.- Turkish proverb.
If you don't believe me quickly go through Google & read what happened yesterday when a two years old baby took out mummy's gun from her bag and shot her dead.



•The richest pastor in the world is pastor David Oyedepo, the owner of Covenant University. is the founder of the Living Faith World Outreach Ministry, is the world’s richest pastor, according to US wesbite, richestlifestyle.com. The publication describes him as “a prosperous pastor who owns private jets and homes in the US and the UK.”
Followed by, Chris Oyakhilome all are Nigerians.


2. Chris Oyakhilome – Net worth: $50 Million

1. David Oyedepo – Net worth: $150 Million


•Many women do leak a little urine during sex and during other activities as well. This is called 'stress incontinence' and it happens to vast numbers of females when they sneeze, cough or laugh. It is particularly common in those who have had children.
However, when urine leaks during sex, it's often during pre-intimacy or vigorous intercourse rather than at orgasm.


•If you listen to all advise you will surely go astray.
An Irish proverb says "He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice".~ Irish Proverb


•‘Pooh-pooh’ is an actual word and it means ‘to dismiss’

Our friend decides to use it on facebook on police withdrawal for Tambuwal, the dictionary master wrote:-
“Whatever may be the oracular oration of the police in denuding Tambuwal of his security apparatchik,this is one diaphanous exempli gratia of scabrous impunity,institutional desecration and executive apacheism which must be pooh poohed by all compos mentis homosapiens and its hereby pooh poohed and remains pooh poohed…..”


•Debunking african myth that the first child of the family is dummy, actually the eldest children in families tend to develop higher IQs (intelligence) than the rest of the children.


•60% of girls are unhappy with the way they look. Little wonder you see them attaching falsehair, painting their body and even going to the extent of wearing seductive clothing.


•"NO LEMON, NO MELON" spelt backwards is "NO LEMON, NO MELON". Samething no changes.


•Why explaining or arguing be always using the word "BECAUSE", Just using the word "because" will make people think that you have a good reason even if you don't. This is psychological impact.



•In english language If you bite it and you die, it's called poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.



•Men are naturally made to love women and the passion is irresistible, more men cheat on their wife than wife cheat on their men.
An Arabian Proverbs says
"Even the one-eyed man winks to women. ~Arab Proverb.

•12/12/12 was the last repetitive date you will ever see in your lifetime and you saw it and now its gone .

•There's a Russian gameshow where contestants steal cars and if they're not caught by the police within 35 minutes, they get to keep it.

•If you're walking alone at night, don't wear your headphones. Criminals tend to look for someone who they can catch distracted or off guard

•If you want to download a YouTube video as an mp3, put listento after the www. in the url and join it to the website e.g www.listentoyoutube.com/islamicsong.....

•There is an ant known as Malaysian exploding ants, it can turn themselves into a bomb at the sight of an enemy.


•According to psychologist, people who are lying to you in a conversation is that they tend to look up and to their left.

•Scientifically, If you are shy or socially anxious you probably tend to look before you leap. Shy people tend to make better choices as a result.

And lastly

•As long as you are with me, you will Never stop learning new things, right from when I was a teen my inquisitive for facts & information is mesmerizing, facts will never finish, however you will learn a lot from me because life never stops teaching. The more you live the more you will learn.

• Yesterday night a medical doctor on my BBM contact-list corrected me, where I said
"I also consider it dirty for a male to tongue where urine comes out however femalecore is not uterus where urine comes out, get the difference. Don't go and drink urine."

The correction is : Uterus is commonly known as womb and not where urine comes out.

Bravo mr Doctor &
Apology to my distinguished members.


•Remember, whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.


• If we can calculate the amount of breath we take everyday, you will find out that you take approximately 21,000 breaths each day.


•Snakes dont have eyelids.


•Eating watermelon can significantly reduce blood pressure.


•Ebola was the most-searched topic of 2014, according to Yahoo.


•If you want to download a Youtube video, just add "ss" to the URL between www. and Youtube



•If a rat wants to die it bites a cat's tail.
~ Chinese Proverb


• Study had shown that people consider january to be the longest month, the reason behind this is because of christmas and new year festivity which people involve themselves in and it consumes many people's money and now they want January to end so that they can collect their salary and funny enough the month won't obey them.

Hayatu a friend on my bbm wrote on his BBM: "Blessed are those who finished their December salary in December for they shall know the true meaning of endurance in january".

To be continued.........
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