That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the strangest species on earth....The Female. Read and learn.
Underneath are their very funny....but sometimes annoying attitudes.
Leggo!
1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion that they are far better than the girl.
2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".
3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips ever.
4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new hair but fails to notice that you are on a different hair-cut (well unless its an afro).
5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what am talking about.
6. She does nothing at home but turns to a humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well, not all girls).
7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes late.
8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but doesn't notice that you have changed yours five times that week.
9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and know you better". Now try tagging your own friends along on the next date....Another conclusion comes to mind.
