A 90 year old man
marries an 18yr old
woman and
goes to a doctor. MAN:
My 18 year wife is
pregnant, your opinion
Dr John: OK, Let me tell
you a story..A hunter in
a hurry, grabs an
umbrella instead of a
gun. He moves into the
jungle, sees a lion,
lifts the umbrella, pulls
the handle & BANG.. the
lion drops dead.!
Old man: That's
impossible, someone
else must have shot
the lion.
Exactly its impossible right, definitely you are not responsible for your wife pregnancy
The man collapse.=)