2) Half Unclad girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful... Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful... the choice is yours
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years
and
no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly
remove
the ring. Is your finger
a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to the barbers shop with
your
personal clipper. What are you
preventing
5) Guys always know who their heart belongs
to,
so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce
or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It
can't
be you
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say
"Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet
dreams
darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors &
windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a
boyfriend" and be asking for money from him.
Gt-bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank!
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up"
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and
blamed for every damn things. if
mosquito bite you, you will blame the
government
11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most
important thing is to be the highest
Shareholder.
12) I woke up today, someone somewhere just
took their last breath. Thank You God for blessing me more than I deserve
13) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow
Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ... your life is on SOS
14) girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years
and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?
15). (a)Sex won't make him love u (b). A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me,
kindly ask TUFACE...
16) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam
17) You make his 'Dick' hard, u
carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u
shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur
Destiny!!
18) What shall it profit a girl to have all the
Brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose
her
boyfriend to a girl on low cut
19) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search
for u
but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited
for
amnesty
20) Don't act like you have it all, even rich
men
beg for pen in the bank
21) No matter how big ur house
is, How recent your car is,or how
huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still
gonna
be the same size, stay humble
22) No Matter How Pretty Or
Cute your Face Might Be,yo U Will Still Be the
Food For Worms.... Set your Arrogance Aside
and
Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever...
