bookkeeper has cheated him out of 10
million dollars.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the
first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper
would not hear anything that he might
have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to
confront the bookkeeper about his missing
10 million dollars, he brings along his
lawyer Akpos, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells Akpos the sign language specialist,
"Ask him where the 10 million dollars he
embezzled from me
is."
Akpos, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I
don't know what you are talking about."
Akpos tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, points it at
the bookkeeper's head and says, "Ask him
again!"
Akpos signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill
you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back,
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my
cousin Ochuko's backyard in Asaba!"
The Godfather asks Akpos, "What did he
say?"
Akpos replies, "He says you don't have the
liver to pull the trigger."
million dollars.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the
first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper
would not hear anything that he might
have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to
confront the bookkeeper about his missing
10 million dollars, he brings along his
lawyer Akpos, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells Akpos the sign language specialist,
"Ask him where the 10 million dollars he
embezzled from me
is."
Akpos, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I
don't know what you are talking about."
Akpos tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, points it at
the bookkeeper's head and says, "Ask him
again!"
Akpos signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill
you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back,
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my
cousin Ochuko's backyard in Asaba!"
The Godfather asks Akpos, "What did he
say?"
Akpos replies, "He says you don't have the
liver to pull the trigger."
The book keeper is now in mortuary, while Akpos is now living large in london.
2.Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of traffic Officials for
driving on the BRT Lane reserved for commercial
passenger buses. His car was fined 5,000 Naira. After begging and pleading for thirty minutes, the traffic Officials refused to release the car. Akpos asked: Okay. May I know where you are towing my car
to? One of the traffic Officials
replied; We are taking it to
Alausa. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!….Akpos laughed
out loudly. All the trafic Officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he
was laughing. Immediately, Akpos brought out
his phone and started speaking”
Good morning, Alhaji. No sir! In
less than 30 Minutes it will
explode!. The car has been
arrested. Only 5 out of those new bombs are inside the car.
They are taking the car to the
targeted destination, Alausa! I’m
coming back to Maiduguri alive
now. Thank you, sir. Greet other
faithful for me. Akpos rounded off his imaginary
call and looked around, not even
one traffic official was in sight.
He simply entered his car and
sped off.
3. Akpos was traveling with 12
children by train.
A lady asked “are they your
children”
Akpos answered: ”No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are
the complaints of my customers when their condom busted they are the outcome of the condom mistake”
4. A certain Governor and his personal assistant Mr Akpos were on a tour in his state and all of a sudden his driver ran into potholes again and again.
It became too much that he even hit his head against the car.
Out of annoyance, he asked
his personal assistant, "Are you sure this state has a Governor?"
His personal assistant was shocked and answered No sir they only have an acting councilor, Mr Akpos has been relieved of his job for claiming i too know.
