Edafe asked; Akpos where are you going?
Akpos replied; I was going to Ikeja but as i saw this big buttocks i got confused and don't know where i am going again.
2. Akpos was taking a walk one day when he saw a very beautiful girl and approached her and said; Hello lady, you are so beautiful like the Heavens. Can i get to know you?
The girl kept on walking.
Akpos followed her.
He continued; Do you mind if i take you out on a date.
The girl didn't reply. She kept mute still walking.
Akpos said; See girl, i'm not only interested in you but ready to mingle and spend my money on you even though you are not single.
The girl was silent while still walking.
Akpos continued; Allow me to come into your life let me pamper you and be your one and only till eternity.
The girl didn't reply.
She was just focused on the road while walking.
Meanwhile Ogale who was by the roadside was laughing.
Akpos asked; Hey, why are you laughing.
Ogale replied; Why are you disturbing the girl. Don't you know she is DEAF and Dumb.
3. A lazy man, Akpos gave his stubborn wife some oranges to go and sell.
She went and came back crying that she was been beaten by a man.
Instead of Akpos to ask what happened, he got angry and asked his stubborn wife to describe the place where she was beaten. Which she did.
Akpos went there alone with an empty bottle of star larger beer that he is going there to teach the bastard who beat up his wife a lesson of his life.
When he got there, he started shouting; Who is staying here? Come outside and fight me. I am the man that you beat up his wife.
Akpos smashed the empty star larger beer bottle at the gate.
From within, A man with a very huge voice shouted; WHO BROKE THAT BOTTLE AT MY GATE.
Akpos got scared and replied; THE PERSON THAT BROKE THE BOTTLE IS PACKING IT SIR.
