Akpors didn’t like his wife’s cat at all and wanted to get rid of the pet, he decided to get rid of him by dumping him a long way away from the house.
He put the cat in the car & drove about 20 blocks away, then he left him at the park; but when he got home, the cat was there as if nothing had happened.
The next day he decided to take the cat somewhere further away, about 50 blocks. He put him out of the car & drove home. And again, the cat was there waiting for him. ‘This is impossible,’ said Akpors to himself, ‘tomorrow I’ll make sure he can’t come back!’
The next day he puts the cat in the car & he drives around, taking turn after turn – right, left, right, right & so on. Eventually, after about an hour of driving, he finally lets the cat out & drives home.
A few hours later, the phone rings at home & Akpors’ wife answers it. It was Akpors on the phone, breathing heavily he asks his wife ‘honey, is the cat at home?”
“Why, yes.” says the wife, “he’s been here quite a while, where are you?”
Akpors replied: Give the phone to that evil cat oo, I’m lost and can’t find my way back home, I need him to give me directions.”
“Why, yes.” says the wife, “he’s been here quite a while, where are you?”
Akpors replied: Give the phone to that evil cat oo, I’m lost and can’t find my way back home, I need him to give me directions.”
