An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York
and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that
your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of
marriage, and that much misery is enough!' 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,'
the old man says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking
about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and
tell her!' Frantic, the son calls her sister, who explodes on the
phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll
take care of this.' She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old
man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single
thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back,
and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't
do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his
wife. 'Okay', he says, it worked,It's all set. They're both coming
for our anniversary and paying their own airfare and ticket!!
Nice one dear, says the wife.
