We all knw dat jumia nd konga are da two main online shopping services in nigeria but they are extremely stingy nd add high price tags to their products even worst, dey add transport fee ontop, which is double wahala lipsrsealed I was always a honest customer of Jumia until one day wen i went to market to buy da olive oil i've been buying frm dem, it was out of stock in their site. It was in da market i realised i hav been cheated all along bcuz da woman sold it to me for 700naira, while jumia sell at 2,200naira + 1,500 transport =3,700, what a fool i hav been! But am gonna show u hw to steal frm dem witout getting caught
1. Choose a place close to da bush as ur delivery address, so dat u cn carry out a smooth task.
2. On d delivery date, wear dark shade to cover eyes nd hold a very big empty alcohol or groundnut bottle at ur back (no carry la casera bottle oh, i weep for u)
3. When da delivery agent bring out a paper for u to sign, use dat bottle (not la casera own!!) and smack his head(thrice) dnt pity him, no look uche face.
4. Take ur item nd run,tear any document wit ur name on it. Dont tak his fone or car, u might be catched
You will be safe gudluck.
