I was moved to write about this topic because I noticed that guys always engage in all or most of these things when they gather together.
Note: everything I write here is my personal observation or experience.
1. DRINKING AND SMOKING: Guys always gather in different places at different times to participate in either drinking or smoking. Smoking and drinking has over the years been a unifying factor which brings guys together, whether they know each other before or not.
2. WOMANIZING: Guys always gather to discuss about women they just met or had had dealings with. What drives me crazy is how they analyze the women anatomy, the dissecting and how good or bad the girl is.
I was seated somewhere some days back and a guy was narrating how he f*cked a girl till she fell from the bed, he had to jump and fall on her on the floor to continue his exercise; and it was even better on the floor than the bed.
I had to laugh at that silly statement.
3. CHURCH: Most guys when they gather, do so to discuss either a church were there are babes to go scavenge or how powerful or fake the pastor is, they'll tell you all the churches in the state and their names respectively; also tell you the names of the pastors there and how much each church makes in a service.
4. FOOTBALL: These days it's hard to see a guy who doesn't belong to a club either in the premier league, laliga, bundesliga, serieA etc.
They'll mention the names of all the players, the year they were born, the place if their birth, the hospital of birth, the doctor that delivered them, when they first started school and dropped out then started kicking ball (reason why some of them are not in school hoping to be successful without working), the name of the field they first played ball, the name of the ball they first kicked.
What pains me most is that they will start analyzing their weekly salaries, the foolish ones will start comparing CR7's salary to that of Rooney, some will argue the best club and when an arsenal fan says a word he will be asked to shut up that in 9 years he has not seen trophy.
To say the least, when you ask most of these guys "What's your club?" What you'll hear is "I be Chelsea Fan" Blues For Life 'sic'
5. POLITICS: They will tell you that Buhari has win now and no changes yet. They'll argue and at the end fight over Buhari and Goodluck yet they've not eaten since morning.
While Hungry is most of them watchword as they even argue till death.
6. BUSINESS: YOU see some guys gather together, and you take an inch closer; you'll hear them discussing how to make money. They'll narrate how Goodluck stole money and there's no more money in the country, How Alizzon Madueke And Stella Oduah plus Mama Peace stole all our money and now make us poor.
7. GAMBLING: The worst of all is that most guys gather to gamble, they'll go suffer and get small money; instead of saving, they'll go to gamble believing they'll hit it hard one day, while everyday they are spending hopelessly.
8. EVIL: Some guys are just too good in plotting evil, and most times you see these kind of guys under tress and in uncompleted buildings.
If you have any other idea you can add in.
My advise: guys use your time wisely mostly those that admires every flashy car that passes the street, yet everyday all they do is sit under tree shades and count girls and cars that've passed for that day and at the end they'll go to Mama Nkechi canteen to eat on credit.
