A guy with a big testicles, the size of fully grown apples heard about a competition in the USA for the man with the world's largest testicles, and he decided to sell all his properties so that he can buy a flight ticket to go and participate in the competition.
He flew to the United States.
When he got there, he saw that the competition had ended, and approached one of the participants who was crying.
He asked him, Why are you crying sir?
The Participant replied, I lost! I thought I was going to win!
The guy looked at the participant's testicles, he was surprised, and asked, You lost and your testicles are as big as fully grown watermelons, who then won?
The participant pointing at a direction said, That man over there won!
You mean that guy on a hill? The guy asked.
The participant replied, That's not a hill, those are his testicles, he's standing on them.
The guy fainted.
