JOURNALIST : How do you determine to admit a patient or not?
DOCTOR : Well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top. We then give a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub. JOURNALIST : Obviously a normal person would use the BUCKET because it's bigger. DOCTOR : No, you're silly! A normal person would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this idiot in Ward 7!!!!!
The JOURNALIST is no where to be found now.
