Me and my friends went to a nite party one saturday night and they were dancing with their gals but due to I dont have a gal, I just sat in a corner like a gentleman expecting a luck. And surely there was.
A fair complexioned lady walk straight to me and ask me to dance with her, first I resisted due to my shyness but she insisted. We started dancing and before u know it we started laughing. I ask her to see me one of the weekend but she said I should see her first. I said when will that be and she said now. My friends were somewhere watching us. I quickly spotted them and took her to them for introduction. They ask me carry on and be back in time. They know who she is but trying to trick me. When we got to her house, I was scared at first. The environment is not neat. It seems there was a barrack close to it cos soldiers are everywhere. Well I ignore that and walk straight to her room. She did not even offer me anything she said I should pull. I was like '' pull what?'' she said I should be fast that other customers will be waiting for her. That was when I realize she was a prostitute. I told her am sorry that I never new she was a prostitute. She said 'that one na tori' I was about going when she gave me a heavy knock on the head. The word that came out of my mouth was '' UKPABIE OOO''. MY ROD CHISOS CHLIST Before u could know it a soldier came in an ask if all is well. I know those soldiers are shagging this lady for free and if u mess with them the the army will bazoka ur ass. I told the army officer that nothing is wrong just a little misunderstanding. She started raining abuses at me and laughing. I was embarrassed. I went back to my friends rubbing my head where she knock me. They saw me from afar and burst into uncontrollable laughter
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This funny experiemce make me to remember wen me and my guy follow go club,
then i come see one fine babe from far. i come say make i dance front small to go know
her name,as we begin dey wan i never yan go far before i no she come tell me to come know her place.
as i enter her house, meeeen the crib be like store dem patition the crib with wood.
i look ground come see condoms dem dom use wey full ground, before i know it; she don ask me to pull after she
don pull finish.
that was when i realized that she was a prostitute
nobody tell me to run, the wey i run that day make people wey dey wait for there turn with the prostitute to follow me run without
knowing what's wrong, only for them to be asking, bros wetin happen na.
