WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for
several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about
how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to
men...
The husband then turned to his wife and
asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know
how you can be so silly and so beautiful all at
the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me
to explain . God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me;
God made me silly so I would be attracted to
you!"
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument
about who should brew the coffee each
morning. The wife said, "You should do it,
because you get up first, and then we don't
have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of
cooking around here and you should do it,
because that is your job, and I can just wait
for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and
besides, it is in the Bible that the man should
do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show
me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of
several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some
problems at home and were giving each other
the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
realized that the next day, he would need his
wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the
first to break the silence (and LOSE) , he wrote
on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00
AM ." He left it where he knew she would find
it. The next morning, the man woke up, only
to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed
his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper
said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of
contests.
God may have created man before woman, but
there is always a rough draft before the
masterpiece.
SHARE THIS WITH SMART WOMEN WHO NEED
A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT !
(¨`·.·´¨) Alwayz
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
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