1. The separators. They’re always around. Before a fight
is about to ensue, You’ll see them pop out from nowhere
and trying to calm the fighters down.
2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not
always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the
separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight
before ruling on who’s at fault.
3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in
every thing that has to do with “types of people”. They are
just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them
the cause of the fight and what you’ll get is an “I don’t
know” reply. I fall under this category
4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters
well and his life history. They’ll tell you how often/seldom
he fights. They know the last time he fought and what
actually caused the fight.
5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come
towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you
with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?
6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers.
They’re never satisfied with any information you give
them. They walk from place to place in search of answers
like they were given a project to work on.
7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They’re
everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their
way. They’ll sight from afar to see if there’s any gorgeous
lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the
cause of the fight. They’ll deviate from the actual
discussion and the next thing you’ll see is them
exchanging numbers.
8. The Motivators. lol. These ones are like devils. They
give you reasons to fight. Even if you’ve declined to fight,
they must tell you something so annoying in order to
increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they
observe you from distance and make mockery of you.
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