hungry.
He went to a super market and
stole a huge amount of money.
When he was caught. He was taken to the
police station.
POLICE: Young man, why did you
steal such huge amount of money?
AKPAN: officer, it is not my fault.
POLICE: What do you mean by it is
not my fault?.
AKPAN: it is our pastor's fault.
POLICE: (Shouts at Akpan): what do
you mean by it is our pastor's fault?
AKPAN: he is the one who gave me the
magic.
POLICE: which magic?.
AKPAN: In our church today, when he was
praying for the congregation. He said
everything we touch will follow us. So i just
wanted to test it in the supermarket, to my
greatest surprise it worked o.
Akpan is cooling off his head in police station cell now.
