1. Toilet Roll Players
I call these people greedy dudes, they will accumulate up to 28 matches
because they want their standard of living to change
2. Ticket Reprinters
These ones are always looking for the possible win for every printed
tickets and once they see your possible win is a huge amount of money,
they will quickly ask the attendant to reprint it.
3. The Questionnaires
The ones are only there to discuss football. They are there to ask
questions like, bros abeg do you think Chelsea will handicap Hull City
today?
4. Almost Won Ticket Keepers
These ones always keep their “almost won tickets” just to show to
everybody that ” na only one 1 team spoil d ticket.
5. The Boasters
These ones will boast as if they are the ones that will play the match.
They can even swear with their lives just to show that they know what
the outcome of the match would be like. For example, if Madrid no beat
Celta Vigo, make I no prosper for life
6. History Tellers
These ones will tell everybody that they ought to have won N100, 000
last season, if not for Barcelona deprived them of their winning by losing
to Osasuna
7. The Advicers
These ones are always there to give a piece of advice to you. They always
claim they know in and out of football.. For example, chairman abeg no
give Man Utd Straight win against Sunderland ooooo, or else, na dem go
spoil ur ticket
8. The Prophets
These ones will collect your ticket and check your predicted macthes.
After checking it, they will give you concrete reasons why you will lose
the bet. You will hear something like “bros I swear dis ur ticket no fit
enter at all, you no suppose give Man Utd straight win against
Sunderland, na 1.5 you suppose give dem
9. The Gullible Ones
These ones are gullible ‘cos they know little or nothing about football.
Just a little persuasion or discouragement will put them into a state of
confusion. Tell dem to give Osasuna straight win against Barca and dey
won’t even think twice before doing it
10. The High Self Esteemers
Just because they want to stake high (N5, 000), they will bypass protocol
making every other person look like they are poor and jobless. They
won’t stay on the queue and will go straight to the attendant
11. The Pen Borrowers
Once you borrow them your pen, you will not find them in the betting shop again.
12. Chargers
The come to charge everything they have. Eg: power bank, phones, reading lamps etc
13. Scores Checkers
These set wait for the attendant to open livescores for them to check their ticket.
