I was moved to write about this topic because I noticed that guys always engage in all or most of these things when they gather together. Note: everything I write here is my personal observation or experience.
1. DRINKING AND SMOKING: Guys always gather in different places at different times to participate in either drinking or smoking. Smoking and drinking has over the years been a unifying factor which brings guys together, whether they know each other before or not.
2. WOMANIZING: Guys always gather to discuss about women they just met or had had dealings with. What drives me crazy is how they analyze the women anatomy, the dissecting and how good or bad the girl is. I was seated somewhere some days back and a guy was narrating how he fvcked a girl till she fell from the bed, he had to jump and fall on her on the floor to continue his exercise; and it was even better on the floor than the bed. I had to laugh at that silly statement.
3. CHURCH: Most guys when they gather, do so to discuss either a church were there are babes to go scavenge or how powerful or fake the pastor is, they'll tell you all the churches in the state and their names respectively; also tell you the names of the pastors there and how much each church makes in a service.
4. FOOTBALL: These days it's hard to see a guy who doesn't belong to a club either in the premier league, laliga, bundesliga, serieA etc. They'll mention the names of all the players, the year they were born, the place if their birth, the hospital of birth, the doctor that delivered them, when they first started school and dropped out then started kicking ball (reason why some of them are not in school hoping to be successful without working), the name of the field they first played ball, the name of the ball they first kicked. What pains me most is that they will start analyzing their weekly salaries, the foolish ones will start comparing CR7's salary to that of Rooney, some will argue the best club and when an arsenal fan says a word he will be asked to shut up that in 9 years he has not seen trophy. To say the least, when you ask most of these guys "What's your club?" What you'll hear is "I be Barcelona fans"
5. POLITICS: They will tell you that Buhari must win else there will be trouble in the country, others will say Goodluck is clueless therefore he must rule (they think clueless means experienced). They'll argue and at the end fight over minor issues, leading to foul languages against each others.
6. BUSINESS: YOU see some guys gather together, and you take an inch closer; you'll hear them discussing how to make money. They'll narrate how Goodluck stole money and there's no more money in the country.
7. GAMBLING: The worst of all is that most guys gather to gamble, they'll go suffer and get small money; instead of saving, they'll go to gamble believing they'll hit it hard one day, while everyday they are spending hopelessly.
8. EVIL: Some guys are just too good in plotting evil, and most times you see these kind of guys under tress and in uncompleted buildings. 9.STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURERS (Mogbo moya) :- This set of pipo are mostly jobless ones that are either in same street,area or close/next streets to one another.They usually gathered wen dey hear dat there is one mama taye's naming ceremony or grandpa kehinde's burial or when dey heard one political party av campaign in town nd dey are surely going to distribute rice,oil or money... Yu see dem gathered together @ one carpenter, mechanic or furga shop to talk on how d party/campaign is going to b bubble, d likes of musian dat are coming nd of course hw food is going to b surplus there. After the show(days later) yu see dem gathered again to discuss dia ordeals at d party...
