morning, I tidied my entire desk and
reconciled all accounts respectively. But
around 10am I was hearing some scuffle
and noise outside. When I got outside, I
saw the Head Pastor and Pst. Onihaxy
arguing and shouting at each other. We
tried to settle the rift and I later
discovered that Pst. Onihaxy was flirting
with three sisters in the choir. I left them
honourably and returned back into my
office. At around 1pm, the receptionist
informed me that Aisha was around. As
soon as she entered, I called the
receptionist that I don’t want disturbance
from anybody. I locked up my office and
the following dialogue ensued
Aisha: Short Man Devil, how are you?
Me: I am good, and you? (I was moving
closer to her)
Aisha: Collins, please I don’t want us to
do this today. When I got home the last
time, my husband was back from UK and
when we were at the stadium I
mistakenly mentioned your name
Me: (laughing uncontrollably) so short
man devil is so strong like that?
Aisha: it is just that I had to convince
him very hard that I was not dating
anybody.
I went to where she sat, blew some air to
her ears, she threw her head backwards
and I started smooching her Weapons of
Mass Defence. I said to her ears
Me: do you need the short man devil
NOW?
Aisha: (quietly) yesssssss….. I need him
real baaaddd…..
I gently removed her shirt and unhooked
her bra when I was about sucking, a call
came into my phone
Aisha: please ignore it
I saw the screen and it was Head Pastor!
I received his call and after he had given
me some directives, I ended his call
Aisha: please switch off your phone. Like
a zombie, I switched it off. I started
sucking her Weapons of Mass Defence
while she was massaging my OPA _
MOSE. Then as I went down to suck her
holiest, I discovered that she was
“PADDED”. Chei market don spoil today.
When she knew I discovered, she placed
my OPA-MOSE to her mouth and sucked
me until I exploded into her mouth, and
she swallowed it all and clean me
thoroughly,
Aisha: I’m sorry it started some hours
ago..
Me: Don’t worry.
I stylishly sprayed air freshener into the
office to kill the odour. As soon as she
left, Iyoaye came into my office.
Iyoaye: hope you had a nice time with
her?
Me: as how Iyo?
Iyoaye: I was at the back of your window
when she came in and I overheard all
what you people said……listen
Accountant, today I will expose you.
Me: please Iyoaye. There is absolutely
nothing going on between me and her
Iyoaye: You are a liar Accountant. I
recorded all what transpired so leave me
alone you dog!!!
As she was about leaving, I held her but
when she turned to me I saw a face that
blood was dripping and she had the teeth
of vampires and as soon as she wanted
to open it to bite me…… I woke up with a
start……
Aisha: you have slept for over
20minutes. O n sun bi efon (you are
sleeping like a mosquito)
Me: I didn’t know when I fell asleep.
Aisha: I’m about going. I just wanna
check on you.
Me: Thanks.
Aisha stood up where she sat and came
to my place and gave me a kiss and
squeezed my OPA-MOSE. I returned by
squeezing her Weapons of Mass Defence.
We broke up and straightened up. I
escorted her outside only to see Iyoaye
face red with anger. As soon as I
returned, Iyoaye came into my office
Iyoaye: what did that s1ut came to do?
Me: excuse me?
Iyoaye: you heard me correctly. What did
that s1ut came to do in your office?
I was boiling inside but I had to keep my
calm. When I was about to respond, Pst.
Onihaxy came into my office
Pst. Onihaxy: Accountant, what about
the consumables that you ought to have
bought?
Me: I haven’t bought them
Pst. Onihaxy: so, when do you want to
buy it?
Me: when I have the time
Pst. Onihaxy: ok. But I want to ask for a
small loan
Me: Kudi/Ego/Owo is not available
Pst. Onihaxy: what do you mean by that?
I need it and I need it now!
Me: sorry Pastor. I can’t.
Pst. Onihaxy: do you realize you are
talking to me?
Me: yes of course.
He left in annoyance and I ordered Iyoaye
out of my office. After a while, I went to
the bookshop but before I got there, I
overheard the conversation going on in
Pst. Onihaxy office
Pst. Onihaxy: that your accountant is too
pompous
Iyoaye: that is not his nature; he is a
gentleman to the core
Pst. Onihaxy: wetin? He don dey sexvice
you?
Iyoaye: pastor! You are taking it too far!
Iru oro yen ko gbodo ti enu yin jade (it is
too costly for you to say such words sir)
Pst. Onihaxy: I told you to decamp to our
party and let us take good care of you….
Iyoaye: (sneered) hmm. Pasito wey dey
ask for loan dey tell me say make I
decamp
Both of them fell into laughter and I
tiptoed back to office.
TBC
