Often times I have seen guys been rejected by ladies because they fail to do their homework exercise.
However, there are certain things guys need to fix before approaching a lady which are;
1. Lustful glances
There are stylish ways to analysing the shape of a lady. However, not in front of her as you will be sizing her b**bs, fantasising her butt as if a tokunbo car is being checked. This attitude has changed wheel online when you see a posts discussing about the shape of some female monikers. Na wao!2. Body and Mouth Odour
The economy cannot be that bad as you can't afford to buy toothpaste and brush. Hitherto, It's shameful when the odour oozing out from some guys mouth is like a dead rat. Also, they can't purchase common N50 shaving stick to lower the forest region of their private section. Looking at their armpit will not be different from glancing a dustbin house.3. Bad Vocabulary
I don't understand why some guys will not work on their english as they vomit bad vocabulary like bullets to wooing a lady. These are the category of guys who complained of ladies been a hoo simply because they won't give in to their blunder.4. Tattered and Disgusting Outfit
Some guys will not cease to amaze me as they sag trousers(torn jeans for that matter) to woo babes. No wonder a well trained and matured ladies reject their proposal like a visa application been rejected at american embassy. Their latest move is to customised females monikers as tattoo on their skin. See desperation to get girlfriend.5. Using Animal Sound To Call A Lady's Attention
Yesterday a friend of mine received the insult of his life when he used whistling sound to call a lady attention as if she is a "bingo". She gave him a resounding/dirty slap, hiss and walk majestically out him as if my dude was an idiot.6. Sending Friends to do your bidding proposal
Since ladies has tagged some guys as "idiot fragrance boys", We had no option than to send their friends, brothers or their errand boy to convey their message of love to those ladies they have feelings for. However, they rejected their bidding proposal as they have been completed relegated from wooing ladies. #Show of Shame#7. Consumption of alcohol to boost ego/self confidence
This is peculiar to immature dudes who have lost self confidence like flying eagles and super falcons. Because they are timid to approaching ladies, they ask Iya Bisi to serve them bottles of beer to build fake esteem.8. Claiming False Riches
I don't understand why some guys will subject themselves to becoming a figure of maga for ladies.Some weeks ago, I board a keke heading to allen junction. Sitting between me and a guy was a pretty lady. That day I was not in wooing spirit because of the hunger eating my stomach. Few minutes after, the other guy brought out his chinko phone and press the call button ranting about his millions worth of container awaiting arrival @ apapa. I couldn't hold my laugh when the lady hissed so loud indicating the mumu should shut his mouth.
Guys stop proving what you are not, please!
HAPPY SUNDAY TO YOU ALL.
