Ellis County News that she is expecting a
baby pig as her first child.
Houston alleges that one night she came
home from a night of playing miniature
golf and was pounced on and raped by a
400lb boar named Pete.
“People think I’m crazy and need mental
help because of my story,” Houston said.
“They ask how the pig would get my
panties off to mount me. I wasn’t
wearing any panties is how! This pig
been hot for me for years. Constantly
sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape
me a hundred times. This is just the first
time he successfully got inside me.”
Angie’s father Don Houston who supports
her claims said.
“Angie knows she can’t have s*x until
she’s married and she promises she
hasn’t.”
“Pete’s always been an ornery pig, so it’s
not surprising he raped our daughter.
After this incident, I butchered Pete out.
The bacon I made him into is helping
feed Angela and her baby; after all, she’s
eating for two now and needs a lot of
extra meat.”
Angie reportedly has refused to see an
obstetrician to check her and the baby’s
health or get a sonogram to see what
the potential “pig baby” might look like.
“I just want to wait and be surprised by
what my baby looks like,” Angie said.
“My hope is that that it’s not a mutant
pig of some kind and it just comes out
looking like a normal human baby, which
I feel, will be the case.”
