Imagine you wake up one morning
only to find the following under-listed
listed as true and in reality. Which one will amaze you more?:
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1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre!
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2. NEPA bill is N30 per month!
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3. Governor Rotimi Amaechi marries Dame
Patience!
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4. Buhari picks Jonathan as vice president!
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5. IBB contests for senator and won!
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6. Zamfara is the new Capital of Nigeria!
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7. Namadi sambo is the Chief Imam of
Abuja Central Mosque!
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8. Dangote is a gate-man in one of kano
motor Park!
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9. Shekkau becomes Minister of Defence,
fighting against terrorism!
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10. Nigeria becomes world
greatest super power!
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Which one of the above will surprise
you more???