Officer: We need you in the army.
Akpos: I’ll join but on three conditions.
Officer: Ok. what are the conditions? Akpos: My first condition is that I’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard.
Officer: Ok. What is the second condition?
Akpos: I’ll not do the parade and
other training under the
sun because it will be too hot,
I’ll only do it under the shed or
some kind of shadow cover.
Officer: Ok. What is your third
condition?
Akpos: And my last and most
important condition is that
during war times, I’ll remain
on leave.....
Abeg One word for akpos.....
