man there is
a woman . What do we learn from
this ?
Akpos : We should stop wasting time
in studies
and find that WOMAN.
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2. Akpos a bus driver was arguing with his coductor on who was more brilliant.
AKPOS: U nor go school.
CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school
pass u.
AKPOS: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR: Ahan! Very easy!
Dat one na 22 now.
AKPOS: You be mumu you think say you fit cheat for the answer abi! No be Person tell u d
answer for back.
3. A taxi passenger tapped Akpos the
driver on the shoulder to ask him
a question. Akpos screamed,
lost control of the car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath,
and stopped Centimeters from
a shop window.
For a second everything went
quiet in the cab, then Akpos
said, “Look mr man, don’t ever do
that again. You scared the
hell out out of me!“
The passenger apologized and
said, “I didn’t realize that a
little tap would scare you so
much.”
Akpos replied, “Its OK, thats
not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a cab driver. I’ve
been driving a funeral van of dead bodies for
the last 25 years i thought the tap was from a dead man.”
