FUNMI: onihaxy, come back here!!!!!!.
I got scared and I was frightened as I
desk. I was like “did she detected any
foul play on the report?”
“Could it be that she caught me?”
“What could be going on in her mind?”
“Hope I never enter wahala?”
“Abi I don cook beans for bank?”
FUNMI: well onihaxy, I saw someone who
looked like you at oshodi park on friday
morning when I drove my cousin to the
park.
ME: **chai!!!!, kasala don burst*** maybe
it was me because I was also at the park
that morning.
FUNMI: thank your stars, I thought you
would lie, where did you travel too?
ME: I didn’t travel, I was there to send a
parcel to my family through the bus
driver before going to the hospital for
treatment.
FuNMI: ok, no problem, have this file and
help me to deliver it to Mr Fashakin at
the E-banking unit *** stretched forth her
hand and gave me the file*****
ME: ok ma.
FUNMI: onihaxy!!!, the next time I hear
you answering ma again, I won’t take it
lightly with you.
ME: sorry funmi.
FUNMI: ****smiled**** or you want to tell
me that your girlfriends are younger than
me?
ME: ****smiled*****
FUNMI: anyways, my birthday is on
thursday.
ME: waoh!!!!!!, happy birthday in advance
FUNMI: thanks my dear. So where are
you taking me to?
ME: *** chuckled**** till then sha.
FUNMI: ok oooooo. go back to your work
and do have a nice day.
ME: alright funmi.
I opened her door and walked out of her
office with smile on my face. The ladies
sitting and the same floor with me were
amazed and surprised with my mood, I
guess they were surprised to see me
smiling. One of the ladies followed me as
I walked out of the office while heading
to the E-banking unit and she caught up
with me and we walked together and got
talking.
LADY: “Onihaxy, wetin query mama said
to you?”
ME: nothing, she just asked me why I
was absent on friday.
LADY: yeah, that is true, why are you
absent?
ME: I wasn’t feeling fine, so I went to the
hospital
LADY: ok onihaxy. But wait, are you sure
you aren’t related to query mama?
ME: I’m not, why did you ask?
LADY: because it looked so strange the
way she treated you and relate with you
among other staffs. I will just urge you to
keep praying to always see her good
side.
ME: ***smiled**** thank you.
We got separated at the exit of the
walkway, I went to the E-banking unit to
deliver funmi’s message while she
branched elsewhere. From there, I went to
meet my teamlead and join other team
members for a connect session.
Throughout the session, the teamlead
emphasised more about funmi and how
she dashed out queries like christmas
gifts and he urged everyone to be
dedicated to their work and also meet up
with targets. After the session, everyone
began to murmur on how she almost
sacked someone on friday because of a
costly mistake from the person and some
of her harsh leadership attitude were also
been talked about , I began to wonder
and I asked myself, “why am I the only
one not seeing the bad side of this
lady?”.
I resumed back to work after the connect
and worked till break time before hanging
out with my friend on whatsapp.
ME: sege how far?
SEGE: I dey jaree. How is work and your
wives?
ME: fine jaree. Segun, something
happened today.
SEGE: another bimpe issue abi?
ME: you no well, why must it always be
about bimpe?
SEGE: because bimpe na resident evil na.
So gist me, what happened to her this
time?
ME: its not bimpe, its my boss.
SEGE: your boss?, she don sack you?
ME: you no well,
SEGE: oya wetin happen?
ME: she just seemed to like me among
other staffs and I don’t get the meaning
for it.
SEGE: maybe she admires you, short fine
boy na, e no easy.
ME: you no well, but seriously, everyone
is always facing and complaining about
her bad sides, I’m the only not seeing her
bad side among the new staffs. Even my
senior staffs in the same office with me
are getting envious.
SEGE: hmmmmm, how old is she?
ME: she will be 48 on this week,
SEGE: how did you know her age?
ME: from popular gossips.
SEGE: what is her present marital status?
ME: single mother of two. A 19years old
girl and a 15 years old boy. I heard she
lost her husband like 3years ago and she
refused to re-marry since then. The
daughter is in the university and the
Is in college.
SEGE: omo!!!!!!!!, 26 to 48!!!, the margin
wide die. But that doesn’t matter sha,
she can be your sugar mummy.
ME: sugar what???, you no well.
SEGE: hmmmmmm. Sit down there, “o je
jara e”. So what is now the problem?
ME: she almost suspected me of
travelling on friday because she said she
saw me at the park. I had to lie to her
that I went there to send a package to
my family.
SEGE: correct guy.
ME: her birthday is this week, I don’t
know what to present to her.
SEGE: just find out her best interest.
ME: interest as in?
SEGE: what she like most. Maybe
gadgets, fashion, her best colour and so
on.
ME: hmmmm. I only observed she likes
smart skimpy dresses with a touch of
red.
SEGE: what about jewellery?
ME: she doesn’t use heavy jewellery
SEGE: that’s fine. Get her a nice sets of
red underwears, a nice gown with touch
of red, a little perfume and probably a
wristwatch. Pack everything together and
present it to her.
ME: haaaaaaaa!, those things are too
expensive now
SEGE: they are not expensive, everything
shouldn’t cost you beyond 5k, at most
10k. Trust me you will get something
more than that in return.
ME: something more than that as how?
SEGE: decode that yourself. What I told
you to do is simply called future
investment.
ME: ok boss.
SEGE: onihaxy, guess what
ME: what is that?
SEGE: I have discovered who was behind
the scam.
ME: really?, who?
SEGE: it was my landlord’s son I told you
about.
ME: how did you find out?.
SEGE: I searched for the name of the
account details on social networks and I
found 8 matches on facebook, I did
thorough research on the 8 accounts and
I found out that my landlord’s son is a
friend to one of the accounts.
ME: hmmmmm. Detective sege!!!!!. So
what are you going to do next?
SEGE: I’m trying to gather evidences from
my other 2 friends, from there, I will go
to the bank to lodge a complain about
the transactions and I will involve the
police. Just watch me.
Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
To be continued
