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Vacation In Obudu...Epiosode 8

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Within 10 mins of landing in Enugu, we had deplaned and met with Jude. Laura was on a phone call while i discussed with Jude.

Jude: Boy, you look worn out (hugging)
Me: As in eh. At a point, i wasnt even sure if the flight wouldnt have been cancelled. Seemed the rain wanted to fall forever. Good to see you bro

Jude: guess it fell all over the country then. My visibility was so low i had to stop severally. So whos the pretty lady? (noticing she just ended her call)

Me: Hey, Laura meet Jude, Jude Laura, my friend and course mate back in school. Met again at the airport after bout 3 years.

Jude: Nice meeting you Laura (shook hands)
Laura: Nice meeting you too.
Me: shes heading to ogoja, and i was thinking
we could give her a lift?
Jude: No problem.
Me: so can we still make it tonight?
Jude: sure. But wed better be on the way.Wasnt sure when you flight would arrive, so had to refill because these filling stations tend to close quite early you know. Security and ish

***In 10 minutes, we were already on the highway, headed to Abakiliki. Sitting next to Jude in the front passenger seat, while Laura sat behind Jude.

I placed a call to Favour that Im on my way. Now, having turned on my phone when we
deplaned, i had received an email notification and two text messages. Now was the time to
read them.

**Frank: Dude ow far? Jude say Dem delay Una flight. Probably u dey air now coz ur no no dey go try. Holla wen u get this. (Dialed his number, not reachable)

**Dolapo: Hey, how was your trip? Ur no aint goin try. Sent u an urgent mail that needs urgent attention. Get back to me ASAP.

**Opens mail: Make use of the attached files and draft a proposal, quotation and template for XYZ Systems Limited. Send to Mr. Bayo. Forward me a copy of the mail. Do that before the end of the day

**Dails Dolapo**
Dolly: are you in obudu already?
Me: delayed flight, just leaving Enugu
Dolly: guess youve seen my mail?
Yes: Ill work on it as soon as i get home
Dolly: just make sure you send me a copy before you go to bed.
Me: I understand.
Dolly: Good. Safe.

At that moment i began to resent my job. Was actually thinking about crashing right when I get home. Now Dolapo is gonna keep me up for another hour.
Like though she knew what thoughts were in my head, Laura said guess that was you bitc*** sorry, your boss? without waiting for a reply she addsyou should come work for me
ya know!. Ignoring her, i asked Jude, so baba, how far is it from here and when do you think we should be un Obudu?

The road is very good from here up to Ndok junction, except a little bad stretch when entering Abakiliki, which is about 74 kms from Enugu. Ndok junction is about 84 kms from Abakiliki, but because of the very bad stretch from there to Ogoja, well go through okpoma-okuku-Igoliand then to Obudu. Lets say by 10pm-10:0pm. Jude said. Wondering why he didnt just say hopefully 10pm-10:30pm i then said Alright. My boss just gave me a task. Which is gonna keep me up longer when i get home. Make i crash small.

Laura then ask so what do you say about my offer?I turn to see her rubbing her crotch but
with a straight face. it might not stand by the time you wake up! she adds
ALI, please leave me alone i replied her amidst chuckles.
Laughing, Jude intervened saying you two need some rest.
The stress of having driven in a normal Lagos traffic earlier in the day, the waiting time at the airport, the heavenly feeling in the plane (with my brain releasing several doses of brain
chemicals, to include norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide,prolactin etc. all responsible for inducing sleep in men just after intercourse/heavenly feeling, biochemists in da house), the cool air and the music playing in the car, I was by no so exhausted/relaxed that i must have slept for more than an hour only to be woken up to a torch light beaming on my face. We had stopped at an army checkpoint

Jude: oga no be mi,, na dis afternoon mi I pass here. Rain bin dey fall sef, and Una been
dey inside Una tent.

Soldier: so where u go? No be Abakiliki u dey run?
Jude: no o oga, i just go Enugu go pick my bro. Dem delay their flight na why i no come
pass since.
Soldier: (beaming his torch on my face, then Laura and back to Jude). Oya na, carry go.
What happened? i asked Jude.
No mind that man, twas a case of mistaken Identity, that a commercial driver passed here in the morning with a Mitsubishi Grandis like mine and was supposed to collect a package for him in Abakiliki on his return trip. Jude replied as we drove off
Him no dey recognize face? turning to
Laurami luv, ow far?
Lemme alone she said rubbing her crotch again, I want to sleep she replied sarcastically.
Jude: hahahahaha (oblivious to the tease), you two are so funny.
(Began to rain rain again)
so Laura, when are you going back to Lagos? i asked her
missing me already? she answered/asked
you wish i replied her. I don miss u pass i
added
thank God i didnt believe you at the Airport
she said still ignoring my question
your number one problem is that you love
being flattered said amidst laughter.
Ill b going back in two weeks time she
finally answered my initial question
wetin happen? U no wan make Dem enjoy
honeymoon? i asked sarcastically
youre not serious. Ill be with Cindy she
answered laughing.
Cindy lives in Ogoja? i asked surprised.
Cindy na Ogoja girl to start with, shes on break from school. Her masters program.
so what about ur office? Whos gonna run theplace? i asked showing concerns
Fury, you ask too many questions, i wan  sleep she said turning her head towards the
window and acted sleeping Leaving her alone, i sat quietly. Dont know how much i slept, but i woke up to see we where in Ogoja.
Within 10 mins we had dropped Laura off at Cindys (with her screaming how and where the hell did we meet, Jude was in a hurry, so there wasnt any discussion) and we were on our way  to Obudu.

Laura had teased saying you sure you dont wanna come in, we could have that 3some you know with tongue out.theres plenty of time for that i said through the window as Jude drove off.
She shouted back in your dreams just as I looked back to see her and Cindy locked in a
French kiss. Obviously Laura had lied about when she became bi.

The drive to Obudu (53km) took about 40minutes. And by 10:15 we were at Franklins
gate.Favour came out to welcome me, served me dinner of eba and eruru (afang/okazi) soup.
We discussed while i ate (my first solid/real food since Wednesday)Had a warm shower and came back out to the living room with my PC to work on the proposal. Time check 11:30 pm. Favour was watching a late night movie on the south African tv station e.For reasons I dont know, i sat with her while she watched the movie as i worked on my PC.

In the course of the movie, i noticed Favour was worked up, as she kept turning in her seat
at light touching her bosom. Movie ends around 1am, a point in which she called it a night. And turn the tv off. I stayed back to complete what i was doing, sent the mail to Mr. Bayo and cc a copy to Dolapo. By 1:20am i head for my room only to pass through Favours room to see the door open.

The room was only illuminated by her bed side lamp and i could see she was self servicing.A pursed for a few seconds as i saw her insert her fingers inside her kitty-cat as she flicked her bean.
Theres a force behind Mrs. Adamu i muted to myself and headed to my room for a well
deserved sleep.

To be continued


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