Vacation in Obudu.... Episode 5 | A 1000% LAFF AFRICA

Vacation in Obudu.... Episode 5

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I woke up feeling lazy but strong (that feeling you get when you don’t want to
leave the bed even when you must have
slept enough). Time check, 8:30am.



** Phone Vibrates**
Frank: Guy how far you na?
Me: I dey, (yawns). Good morning
Frank: you just dey wake up abi? Been
calling you since like kilode?.
Me: The phone been dey silent mode.
Was so bleeping busy and exhausted by
the end of yesterday.

Frank: Bleeping busy or Busy bleeping?
Anyways was just calling to let you know
know we’ve left town. Jude would be at
the Airport by the time your flight touch
down. Favour would be at home when
you arrive. Not sure about the network
condition in the villa, so felt i should
intimate you just incase you try reaching
me.

Me: who’s jude? The travel agent dude?
Frank: yup. The same jude you know in
Obudu, Favour’s mate.
Me: Aii. Guess he has my number, send
me his.
Frank: i gave him your number. He’ll call
you. Guy gotta go bro, i been dey fuel
car, dem don finish.
Me: No wahala. Tomorrow.

NOTE: Favour is a relative of Frank’s
mum. Been living with them since she
was like 10years old or so. Attended FGC
with us, but mates with Jude. Got like 3
or 4 years on I and frank i assume.
After the call with Frank, i saw a total of
12 missed calls and 2 new messages.
Frank 4
Dolly 3
Old boy 1
Last born 2
Unknown number 2.

Screw me. I had not even told my parents
i was visiting Franklin’s family.
I dialled Dolly, not reachable.
Dialled my dad and we talked at length,
with him asking why i hadn’t reached
them for two weeks, that perhaps i
wouldn’t have even told them i was
embarking on the Obudu trip if he didn’t
call me. Also that my younger sister just
got a scholarship she had applied for.. In
all these, i just kept mute, dad is not the
type you give excuses to or try arguing
with

He then asked about my flight time, and
was about the make the “how many
times have i warned you to avoid night
travel” speech when i said “dad i have to
go, running late for an appointment
already”, I hung up.
**Dials the unknown number**
Jude: boy, how are you?
Me: I’m fine, thank you. Please i don’t
have your number on my phone!!
Jude: it’s your grand uncle…
Me: (sensing the sarcasm, i cut in),
calling from hell to lament abi?
Jude: (laughing) you no well, its Jude.
Calling to confirm if you are still making
the flight?
Me: ah, egbon. I’m loyal sir. Yes o, by
4pm. So Insha Allah i should see you by
5pm.
Jude: no sweats. I’ll be there. Gotta roll,
have a safe flight.
Me: thanks baba.. Ehen, by the way
Frank didn’t tell me how much o!!?
Jude: don’t worry, you’ll just fill my tank.
Me: ok, thanks. I appreciate. Later then..

**1st sms from glo** “congratulations
phone lord bla bla bla…… Options, delete.
**2nd sms from Dolapo** Why aren’t u
picking up? On our way to abj i n dad for
a meeting. Left a message 4 u wit
Funmi..
xo. Dolly.

**THE OFFICE**
Now i forgot to add this, though a
contract staff, i had an office on the 2nd
floor like other contract staff (emeka,
kunle and Joe) the only difference being
the fact that while they all report to the
head of the unit Mrs Adamu ( the busty
Adamawa woman who never really liked
me), i do my dealings taking instructions
and reporting to Dolapo directly. You
only find me on my desk 2 (or sometimes
3) outta 10 working days.
By the time i got to the office it was
about 25 mins to 11 am. Said hi to
whoever cared to care about me, and
proceeded to my floor. Discussed With
the emeka and Joe. Said hi to Mrs
Adamu and she responded cheerfully
asking me about my health and ish.
Na wa o, Mrs Adamu greet me today. My
day will be awesome i concluded. I went
to my desk and tidied up and decided to
go get the message dolly left for me with
her secretary (funmi).

I wasn’t kidding when i rejoiced that mrs
Adamu greeted me and hence my day
was gonna be a great, because what i
saw when i went upstairs……..
For two reasons i decided not to use the
elevator up the last floor (Dolapo’s
office). The first being that my office was
closer to the stairway, and in my usual
manner I always preferred using it.
Secondly, if i had to use the elevator, Mrs
Adamu was gonna see me leave and i
didn’t want her good mood towards me
to change so soon because she usually
complained i hardly sit in my office
(thank goodness i answer only to Dolly).
Getting to the top floor, i was about half
way through the passage leading to the
reception when i began to hear musical
tunes coming from the television in the
reception. “this one loud na” i said to my
self.

Getting closer, i stopped in my tracks,
what was that sound? Even with the
music, i thought i had just heard the
sound of a woman moaning. I paused
and tried to listen when i heard the soft
voice again. Realizing that i wasn’t just
hearing voices in my head and that truly
was the unmistakable moans of a female
in sexual arousal.

I held my breath and began to tip toe
(just think of tom n jerry and you’ll get a
picture of me) closer to the entrance.
Despite the air conditioning system in the
passage, i could feel the onset of sweat
on my fore head. I started hearing voices
in my head just as a voice suggested i
head back, allowing her to finish off and
never acting like i was any wiser. Fury
who by now was making mental pictures
of what i would miss seeing kept saying
” o boy, dis na opportunity u no go wan
miss for ur life o”.

Then i remembered kunle wasn’t in the
office when i entered. “I no fit shout, so
kunle dey bang Funmi? Badt guy, c as
him go come keep face like say him neva
c woman panties b4. So Na wetin dem
dey do wen Dolly no dey abi? Anyways,
as pa say i like d chick, make i b wet
blanket, i go spoil their fun” I said all
these in my head.
Before making my move, i took a deep
breath so that i would be able to act
shocked. I then stepped in and the sight
before me shocked me for real.

Funmi’s left leg was on the desk, her
right leg on the arm rest, her head
leaned back on the head rest, her eyes
shut tight, a pen clenched tightly
between her teeth, about four buttons
undone on her shirt revealing a blue lacy
bra and her navy blue skirt pulled up to
her waist as she sat with just her lacy
pink panties on the leather office chair.
“What tha hel…..Where the bleep is
kunle”? I wondered silently.
Only then did i actually realize Funmi
was actually flicking her bean. Her left
hand was massaging, fondling,
squeezing and pinching her melons and
nips (in no particular order), while with
her right hand, she had her middle and
index fingers pumping in and out of her
kitty-cat pursing briefly to massage her
button with the thumb.
Her bra cups were under those awesome
melons just as her panties was pulled to
the side. Now i don’t know if the pen in
her mouth was/is meant to keep her
from moaning (if it was, then I’m afraid
it’s failing already), but as breathed and
panted, all i could hear was sweet
vocalized moans of feminine pleasures.
Standing breathless, i watched the sight
of her melons (supported by the bra cups
underneath) with nips the size of my
thumb, standing erect and the completely
unblocked view of her pinkish kitty-cat.
The sight of her nips made me swallow
hard as i wanted to just take them in my
mouth.

Now being a panties fetish guy, i also
pictured myself dropping down to my
knees lapping up her kitty-cat and then
sticking Fury as far up as it could go and
bang the living lights out of her. Or at
best wipe out Fury from my trousers and
throw some dice as i watched her. But
again, i felt any step i took could
interrupt everything.
I could sense she was near the heavenly
feeling but perhaps was trying to delay it
a bit longer. Looking up to her face just
in time to see her open her eyes. In
trying to look down (perhaps to visualize
what was about happening to her), she
caught sight of me.

With a sudden flash of recognition, i saw
a mixture of fear, embarrassment and
frustration all registered on her face.
This triggered her release just as the grip
she had on the pen with her clenched
teeth increased, breaking the pen in the
process. As she began to quiver violently
on the chair, looking at me she continued
pumping her fingers into her kitty-cat
just in time for me to see her female love
juices oozing out of her opening and
making its way down her butt hole and
finally soaking up her panties.
Her face became a mixture of passion,
pain and pleasure and her breathing
slowed down. I was motionless and so
turned on by the whole scene. Not just
because i just saw Funmi (a girl so much
wanted to shag) getting her self off, but
because we both realized she was
incapable of stopping her fingers from
trying to put out the fire that was
burning in her kitty-cat at that moment.

I’ve never seen anything so beautiful as
this my entire life. I mean, check this out,
pink panties to the side, blue bra under
her melons, the pen in her clenched teeth,
the passion on her face and the facial
muscular contractions, her moans, and
finally the way her vvlva was trying
trying to so had to grip a dlck that
wasn’t even there in the first place… Guys

I tell you, I got to see all that and this is
a live spectator report I’m giving you.
Now all these (from the point she opened
her eyes and saw me) happened under
two minutes or so after which she let out
the most satisfied moan I have ever
heard in a long while. The chair by now
was even wet directly under her kitty-cat
opening
“wow” i managed to say. Then her next
action surprised me all the more…….

TBC

To be continued
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