1. Remove your TV cord.
2. Block your toilet flush. Tell your guest the toilet is bad, and he/she has to be using the bush.
3. block the bathroom water outlet. Tel him/her to be bathing outside.
4. Initiate fasting and prayer session for 2 months against evil arrows while hide to eat out.
5. Tel him your horticulturist said you should be planting nice flowers in your cooking pot. Pour clay soil in all pots. Plant palm kernel seeds inside.
6. Invite like 7 of ur friends. To stay like 2days. Sleep and lap each other at night.
7. Soak your foam in the rain.
8. Call Phcn to disconnect your light.
If at d end he refuses to go…go to Hausa quarters buy #2,000 bed bugs. Pour dem on ur foam and his clothes. D next day na him go wake u. Guy I don ready o. I dey move. I no fit die b4 my time.
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