2nd Semester Exams For All
Departments Course:
Love Mathematics.
Course code: MTH 211
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at
the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT
is the formula for
calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks
at a time. Using the Almighty Formula,
CALCULATE the
expenses and loss in handling all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat)
girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever
you
demand for an iPhone
6. (Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call
me I
Love You' text. CALCULATE the profit and
Loss of the airtime being sent and use the
proportional ratio to attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic
equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you
to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your
sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your
foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys are single as their marital status
states, and
99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in
a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain
who they are all dating in not less than
two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-
over!
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Departments Course:
Love Mathematics.
Course code: MTH 211
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at
the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT
is the formula for
calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks
at a time. Using the Almighty Formula,
CALCULATE the
expenses and loss in handling all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat)
girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever
you
demand for an iPhone
6. (Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call
me I
Love You' text. CALCULATE the profit and
Loss of the airtime being sent and use the
proportional ratio to attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic
equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you
to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your
sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your
foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys are single as their marital status
states, and
99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in
a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain
who they are all dating in not less than
two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-
over!
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