Adebimpe the Facebook Girl part 4....Episode 17 | A 1000% LAFF AFRICA

Adebimpe the Facebook Girl part 4....Episode 17

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**dial segun’s number**** sege!!!! Abeg let’s chat.
***10 seconds later*****
SEGE: padi e, wetin happen?
ME: wahala wan shele ooo

SEGE: Bimpe matter again abi?
ME: yes
SEGE: I thought as much. I know say na
one person go kill the other between two
of you. So what happened?
ME: ***** narrated everything in
details*****
SEGE: wahala dey oooo
ME: so what do I do now?
SEGE: the whole thing is complicated
ME: as how?
SEGE: for her to feel that way, chating
with you in open and expressing her
mind without any fear of been caught,
then it is clear that she is no longer on a
revenge mission.
ME: I don’t understand.
SEGE: ok let me clarify it to you. Did she
threatened you of recent?
ME: no
SEGE: did she requested any money or
materials from you of recent?
ME: No.
SEGE: then its clear that revenge mission
had turned to a love quest, and what she
felt was normal.
ME: normal as how?
SEGE: let me tell you, if you see an ex
whom you still have feelings for, having
sex with another guy, you will definitely
feel jealous.
ME: na lie.
SEGE: my guy, I dey tell you. Its a thing
of the heart. So, for her to still feel that
way, then its obvious and glaring that
she still feels for you.
ME: but I don’t feel anything for her na.
SEGE: onihaxy!!!!!!, you can lie ooo
ME: I’m serious segun
SEGE: wait, ever since I know you. You
had dated like 3 girls before you met
bimpe isn’t it?
ME: yes. And how does that connect to
the issue on ground?
SEGE: onihaxy wait, after this same
adebimpe, you have dated like 3 or 4
girls too isn’t it?
ME: something like that.
SEGE: how come that among all the 7
exs you had, its only bimpe you keep
flashing back to?.
ME: things just happen jaree.
SEGE: onihaxy, things don’t just happen
that way, after kemi, lolade, janet and
joys’ break-ups, I never heard anything
about them or hear their names again.
But two months will never pass by
without hearing the name bimpe.
Onihaxy. You sef get feelings for her.
ME: segun, that’s not what I called you
for, please bring up a solution to my
predicament before I fall into another
trouble.
SEGE: the solution is simple if only you
can do it.
ME: ok, I’m listening.
SEGE: first one is to stay away
completely from bimpe, don’t visit her
house again, don’t pick her calls, don’t
call her, don’t reply her texts. If the eye
contacts and communication is broken,
the feelings will eventually fade away.
ME: that will be difficult. You know betty
lives there, and also, she had always
wanted bimpe and I to settle our fake
fight. Infact, any time I call her or she
calls me, she would give the phone to
bimpe for me to speak with her. And if I
don’t visit there again, betty won’t be
happy with me, and she might be
suspecting me or be thinking maybe I
don’t love her anymore.
SEGE: ok, here is another alternative, you
should tell betty maturely that bimpe is
your ex. Though she might not find it
easy oooo. But I think if bimpe is aware
that betty knows her past moments with
you, she will adjust so as not to fuck up.
ME: hmmmmm.
SEGE: but the danger in it is that, betty
might not forgive you for hiding things
from her before now,, she might not trust
you again, and remember she is travelling
out of the country for her masters? And
her brother also travels every weekend?
ME: yes
SEGE: my guy, there is a higher
probability that her mind will not be at
rest every weekend. And remember, she
once saw a text on your phone as you
told me?
ME: yes.
SEGE: and you said bimpe had been
acting cold anytime you and betty are
together?
ME: yes.
SEGE: my brother, betty is too smart
from my point of view, she will definitely
calculate that you guys still have
something burning within,so its either
she accept you or end the relationship,
cos she might not buy the idea that you
once slept with her brother’s wife.
ME: segun. That one is too difficult, I
don’t think I can tell betty about what
transpired between bimpe and I in the
past.
SEGE: ok, here is the third alternative.
Break up with betty, forget about the
henry’s family and move on. Because if
you still continue this way. The whole
secret will still be eventually blown out in
open, its just a matter of time. And by
then, it might be too late to put things
back together.
ME: segun, that one too is difficult. You
know betty is my benefactor and helper.
She so much love me and I love her too. I
can’t break up with betty, lailai!!!!,
nothing on this earth can make me leave
betty.
SEGE: my friend, you are standing on the
valley of decision. So make your choice.

To be continued in season 5
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